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"Meritocracy" (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Metz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Her luscious blonde locks cascade effortlessly, framing her face with a touch of sophistication. Possessing a curvaceous figure reminiscent of supermodels, Natalie boasts a slender waist and voluptuous features that exude allure.

What the fucking shit is this shit?! This is not a biography but a product description for a love doll.

Edit For the curious, this was the original link: https://biographiesareus.com/natalie-winters/

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 11 hours ago

Natalie is believed to be around 25 years old as of 2024. She celebrates her birthday on February 24 every year.

Every year! Wow, fancy having a birthday every year, what a lavish lifestyle she lives.

[–] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is like one of those "how a man describes a female character in a book" things lol.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I like to think most modern men wouldn't actually describe an attractivr woman as nothing more than a sex doll.

Might be wrong, though.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's fucking hilarious though.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It covers all the important topics.

Natalie Winters Boyfriend

Despite being quite famous and always in the spotlight, Natalie has managed to keep her private life under wraps and has not shared any information that would suggest she is in a relationship at the moment. However, we are researching this matter and will update this segment as soon as anything pops up.

[–] parrhesia@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Def feels like a bad ai SEO site

[–] VubDapple@real.lemmy.fan 1 points 1 day ago

Great characterization