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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon doesn't wash (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works -1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Bike=2, sunshine=5, lawyer=4, biscuit=4, car=2. what is keyboard?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

So you know if you don't clown around and try to give a proper answer, it'll show you're wrong, so you just pretend like you weren't serious at any point by spamming utter gibberish.

Very mature.

Well, you're welcome for the English lesson. Seems like you at least tried learning the concepts.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe -1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Jax you are absolutely in the wrong on this and Dasus’ only sin is the cringe of engaging with you, far more embarrassing for you lol

when you misunderstand someone and they correct you, apologize, listen to what they have to say, and provide a suggestion for how they might better express the thought later if you want

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My water has minerals in it and that is why stains are left on things that have water dry on them.

My soil has good nutrients and that is why mushrooms are active.

My eggs have chickenshit on them and that is why they don't need refrigeration.

Good to know, I'll have you tagged as a fucking idiot as well. By the way, don't listen to this person: the ratio is still 7:1 in terms of shelf life. Refrigerated vs unrefrigerated, respectively. Not only are they bad at English, they're just fucking wrong.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

sorry i get defensive when people insult me, comment deleted

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 40 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago) (1 children)

You know what, it's early and I was mad. I'm sorry. I did not understand what I was seeing.

Edit: about calling spujb an idiot, my point still stands about "that is why".

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 2 points 29 minutes ago

no worries :) hope you have a good one