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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon doesn't wash (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My water has minerals in it and that is why stains are left on things that have water dry on them.

My soil has good nutrients and that is why mushrooms are active.

My eggs have chickenshit on them and that is why they don't need refrigeration.

Good to know, I'll have you tagged as a fucking idiot as well. By the way, don't listen to this person: the ratio is still 7:1 in terms of shelf life. Refrigerated vs unrefrigerated, respectively. Not only are they bad at English, they're just fucking wrong.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

sorry i get defensive when people insult me, comment deleted

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You know what, it's early and I was mad. I'm sorry. I did not understand what I was seeing.

Edit: about calling spujb an idiot, my point still stands about "that is why".

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 months ago

no worries :) hope you have a good one