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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Every DRM related app afterwards: WARNING! This phone is running insecure software and is incompatible with this service.

And before you tell me just to not use Netflix on my phone, I'm talking about a government app that lets me authenticate and without which I can't read official messages or login to any government or banking service.

So if I want to survive as an adult Dane, I pretty much have to figure out which company I would like to get sodomized by, and which is less of a clingy little bitch afterwards.

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Oooooor have a secondary cheap absolute trash phone that is ONLY for those shitty government auth tools. Not ideal but gives you some control again

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What trash-ass country requires you to maintain a proprietary operating system and device to access government services?

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They referred to themselves as a Dane, which is somebody who lives in Denmark. So the country in question is likely Denmark.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

Oh. That makes sense. My brain must have passed it over thinking it was a typo (of course they're not a dog of a specific breed)