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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 160 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I gotta say fellas, that is the most erotic thing I've read this decade, and the wife got me into romfic last year.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I wish this story was true and happened to me as well lmao

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In my opinion, it would be even better if the roles were reversed, and the guy was giving oral sex.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do you assume it was a woman giving head

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I didn't. That's why I used the neutral term "oral sex" instead of blowjob or pussy licking

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

What a ~~cunnilingus~~ cunning linguist!