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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

How did Santa even get my name? I'm pretty sure my parents Santablocked him before I was born!

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

did your parents opt out prior to your birth, because "he sees you when you're sleeping" would probably give him your name through your parents.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I think my ancestors opted out by not worshipping the guy nailed to the tree.