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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 85 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Jesus ain't coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.

[–] TacoSocks@infosec.pub 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You think that's weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I wouldn't come back either

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

I mean, He told us to

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn't allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Inverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

To Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

If I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!