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That's a burger.
ACTUALLY, there is no burger inside of it. The Burger is the cow part. Checkmate, Atheist!
Next you'll be telling me a hot dog isn't a type of taco.
Strawman argument! It isn't.
But some sandwiches are burgers like that bacon chicken burger you posted.
Pop tarts are calzones
The top layer of pastry in a pop tart is perforated through to the filling, so I would argue that it doesn't count as a bread, which would make the pop tart a toast.
M&Ms are calzones...
So are many pies.
Some pies are toast.
Dumplings are pop tarts?
Dumplings are calzones as are pop tarts.
Then funyuns and burger rings are sushi, but sashimi is sometimes toast
You’re thinking of nigiri, sashimi has no starch.
This really is a Picasso perspective on things. Now I know he was just craving calzones this whole time.
Picasso’s ear could be considered sashimi.
Today I'll be showing you how to make an authentic, delicious calzone using only six pieces of toast...
Some sandwiches are burgers but it needs steak to be a burger
I’ve never heard of a steak burger.
Anecdotal fallacy
Go to a pub, it’s called a steak sandwich on the menu.
"my local pub said so" fallacy
My mother said I’m right.
Your mother said a lot of things. I didn't know how religious she was.
I dont get the joke.. Eat it, have sex with it, take it apart and rub it on your face. None of that intersects with my world at all. As long as you dont rub it on children I'd say we're good.