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Anon goes to the doctor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 114 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anon, I'm respectfully advising you to think about this interaction and reflect more on it.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Excellent, politely and respectfully addressing the OP of a post on another site from many years ago.

👍

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

from many years ago.

Post says 9/29/24...

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

be me roman empire anon date is 9/29/0024 went to the collesseum and saw a dude get eaten by a lion went to the bathhouse afterwards and shot the shit with Plato didn't even feel the effects of lead poisoning today feelsgoodman

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

btw if you want the > things like on 4chan without using the quote block things you have to use the \ symbol before the > symbol, like this:

>words words words

You can also put 2 spaces after text to get it to recognize the next line correctly

Like that!

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

>Thanks!

[–] Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Be me

SPQR-fag enjoying the steam at the bathhouse

Romanon comes in, agitated and talking to himself

claims he is shooting the shit with Plato

tfw Plato's been dead for centuries

someone's feeling the effects of lead poisoning extra hard today

Delenda est Carthago

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that’s many years ago.

What year are you in?