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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I know a few guys like that. It sounds funny at first, but it can genuinely be a problem and negatively affect or kill relationships.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had a friend with a legit footlong. He couldn't get laid because women would see it and say, "that's not going in me."

Fortunately, one of my other friends was a masochist, so they eventually got married.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I am guessing this is one of these things where people think it's awesome and has many advantages, but like everything else in life, it's best to be near the middle of the bell curve, personally I am 197cm tall and that's very much on the extreme end, I think that's that taller than 99.6% of humans, I have to look out for not hitting my head, I don't fit comfortably in the majority of cars, flying on a plane is a PITA as I have to look for specific seats, hell even something as simple as sitting comfortably on public transit is an issue. Buying clothes is a chore as I have to look for things that are designed with longer sleeves and pants sized for tall people. Just a minority of shoe selection is available as they mostly have EUR size 45 as the biggest and I wear 46/47.

And I will probably die sooner than if I was like 10 cm shorter as my heart has to work harder.

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

But don’t have a massive schlong at least?

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

All I will say is schlong size is not proportionate to height and a sad emoji face :(

Asking the real questions.

Yeah, I'm nearly the same height and have similar issues. One plus is that my SO fits perfectly under my chin.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Men don't understand that a vagima is not a blck hole. There is an ending to it. Believe me, I am a woman, instead of worring about the size of your dick (something that most of the times only other men cares about) start.improving your knowledge on womens bodies and different ways to pleasure her. Btw, penetrative sex is not always the best sex for women.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

I used to date a girl who told me that she had dated a guy with an XL dong. I have very standard equipment, and she said that it was great, as it was fine in all occasions, while the other sometimes created problems. I obviously chose to believe her :) That said, I think that the majority of penises falling within a certain range, is an evolutionary thing, making the average work well more times, thus enhancing the chance of offspring.