CAFE by GE for those who are wondering.
We are renovating our house including all new appliances. I have told my partner to make sure we get non smart appliances. This is why.
Yes I can setup a VLAN for it to be on but that's not the point.
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I wonder if they will eventually make a toilet bowl to connect to the Internet. Can't flush until you connects to the Internet just because....
There are toilets that analyse your waste and send the results to your doctor. They ID you by scanning your anus since everyone's anus is unique. Maybe one day the results can be sent to your kitchen and your fridge and airfryer can deny you access to unhealthy foods when your toilet tells them to.
Jesús fucking christ some guy made the Adult Swim skit into a real product?
This wasn’t supposed to be real
And GenAI isn't part of this. Not enough hype, no VC will fund it.
More likely to be bidets.
AI will analyse video of dirty bums and generate the exact pressure and aim required to get them clean.
For that to work some people have to get too much pressure. Your clean ass will have been built on the live lost to excessive bidet pressure.
You're supposed to use water and your hand to wipe.
Some people are so gross
Use your hand like a savage?
No thanks
I use 2-3 squares of toilet paper to wipe and dry. I don't want to run the electrical wires to hook up a fancy bidet with a hot air blower
Lol I hope you are right. Or else I will have to make sure the Internet is working before going to washroom.
This is from 10yrs ago. Adult Swim joke skit.
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ
And no one took their idea to the market yet. Shame on those large companies