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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 129 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ubisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.

[–] RDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

You’re supposed to wash your balls?

[–] LouSlash@szmer.info 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

"If you betray us, Ubisoft, I'm going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!"

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

I don't want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.