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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon goes to dinner with coworkers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Report the Israeli to HR for the potato joke before anyone reports you. Also mention everyone else and say that they were all laughing and pointing at you.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Go ahead and warm that resume up too lol

[–] ToyDork@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Resume? I'd have a lawyer on the phone. No money for a lawyer? Kill your boss and then yourself, fuck reality.

[–] Tehgingey@lemmy.ca -1 points 3 months ago

Everything ok at home man?