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[–] eccentric@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i promise to put it all to good use

You're going to take a butter bath, aren't you?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

you don’t need to worry about that part. just give me the butter and i’ll take care of the rest