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I'm aware of the NCIS scenes, what else you guys got?

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[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

(Shot himself in the shin, so it wasn’t a suicide attempt)

Might have been, sounds like he's a shin-for-brains.

For real he obviously got tired, and went to sleep after doing so. Told his then girlfriend about it who was in bed, she said yeah sure whatever and rolled over and went back to sleep. Woke him up a little later when she realized the mattress was covered in blood and brought him to the hospital. He even has the scars and X-rays to prove it. Haha