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Didn't knew a "key bump" was a thing.
I kept thinking "bump key" which is a tool for bypassing locks
Yeah, it unlocks your ability to talk nonstop for hours on end all night, and then have a huge poop the next day.
You also have to chain smoke every single last cigarette in existence.
Yet another bonus
I have to have like 2 packs on me. And if someone starts bumming i start to have an anxiety attack and I’ll be like “LOL dude we are not gonna make it through the night!”
In places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.
People at festivals do it all the time, ain't got no time to lay lines
Makes a "serviceable" scoop and reduces the amount of paraphernalia on your person.
Watch Die Hard.