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Edit: replaced the original blurry tweet with a more legible version, remade by @gofsckyourself@lemmy.world!

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[–] subtext@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean if you can do literally fuckin’ everything with just psychic powers why would you need anything more than T-Rex arms

[–] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why T-Rex got them little Mew arms?

[–] scrollo@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You activated my sleeper phrase. I am awake now.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

T-rex unfortunately ain't a psychic type as far as I know

[–] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

Alakazam has those nice long arms so he can eat his cereal

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think we have a way of measuring whether any dinosaur was psychic or not.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Fair point, they could have all had psychic moves and we'll never know

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Because normal armed T-Rexes just sat around jacking off all day and refused to go get a girlfriend. Thus they were bred out of existence.