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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Honestly the amount could be $10 and I'd take it. I don't get why anyone would want to share the same air as either of these people

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could take the time to hit them in the face.

But I'd still rather take no money at all.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sadly, Andrew Tate has been punched in the face many times and it's done nothing to change him.

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perhaps he has actual brain damage and didn't go to the doctor because that's not alpha :(

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The real alpha thing is going to the doctor and taking care of your health so you can outlive all the loser betas.

Guaranteed Tate has a team of nutritionists and trainers to keep him fit. Almost nobody is that bulky and toned without help.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Eh, he probably just takes steroids and watches some gym bro on Instagram for workout ideas, people that proud and stupid rarely ask others for advice/help.

[–] Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who said anything about changing him? I just wanna have fun.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Fair enough, although when the guy is used to getting punched in the face, it's not going to faze him much.

Now Musk, on the other hand, do punch away.

[–] JunctionSystem@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Cat: To slip poison into their food, duh.

[–] Pointy_Dorito@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd pay $1000 to not have to sit with those two assholes for dinner.

[–] Lupus108@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Honestly, I'd take a kick in the nuts over the other two options...

[–] KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly you could take my money so I don't have to go. All of it.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds like someone has 0 money