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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

solution: australia joins the EU

[–] neshura 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean they already take part in the Eurovision so why not? Additional bonus: people will have an even harder time differentiating Austria and Australia

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 29 points 3 months ago

solution: EU criteria is lowered to Eurovision participation

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

American here. Can we come too?

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 3 months ago

I suggested this once and someone replied “please no you’ll bring the Republicans into the legislature”

[–] exu@feditown.com 12 points 3 months ago

Please make sure to implement democracy first, we have enough issues with dictatorships and oligopolies already.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of course!

Just lose the -

  • Guns

  • Tiny-penis trucks

  • the "right" to hate-speech

  • the religious weirdo thing

And you'll be getting close to the 20th century!

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No arguments from me. When can we start?

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You just need to learn Ode to Joy off by heart, and leave all your "cheese" at the border

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Moving the goal posts 😥

Yeah American Cheese the product is some crazy shit. You should try some artisan cheese from Wisconsin, though. World class stuff over there. I had a 15 year cave aged cheddar from there once and I'm still thinking about it to this day.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 months ago

Excuse me. It's American cheese food product to you. You uncultured... I mean it uncultured...