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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 23 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You put the bread in a bottle and you can just put the cap on it to keep it fresh. You can just pour it into your toaster after that!

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

🎶please don't forget to close my bread that's in a bottle, yeah🎶

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cut the top off of a 2 liter bottle and put the bread bag through the neck, spread it around the neck, then put on the bottle cap.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 58 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sounds like a lot of work when I can just leave the bag open

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Why even put it back tbh

[–] theatomictruth@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  • cut the neck off a plastic bottle
  • thread the end of the bag through
  • fold the bag open around the bottle neck
  • close the cap, trapping the bag between the bottle neck and the cap.

I’m sure it works but any other method of closing the bag from the top two rows are better imo, at least for bread.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Bottle the bread?

Idk