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Yeah but the sexual harassment never stops!
Goes to HR:
"My boss grabbed my dick and shook the piss out of it in the bathroom! Then he made me go into a stall and wiped my ass to check if that risky fart he had noticed earlier was indeed just a fart!"
"No shit?"
"None!"
Then he sits down and makes himself an award certificate for best personal hygiene and another for most caring boss and wonders if talking to himself really means he's crazy.
HR: "You know what? Promotion!"
"For me or the boss?"
HR: "does it matter?"