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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“Why do you have a knife???? Who are you going to stab???”

I've gotten this one too. I've had a knife on me almost every day for the last 15 years or so and I've managed not to stab anyone except maybe myself a little bit.

Tool use is what sets us humans apart from most animals, so can you at least try and not embarrass your species?

I'm stealing this.

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I always have a knife and I get asked a lot to use it. Never had anyone ask me why I have one after, I just get told "thanks"