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I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh but it is. Not familliar with the phrase "boofing," are you? Works for more than just booze, too, all kinds of things can become a suppository and affect your brain if you ignore the doctors warning you it could kill you, or listen to the ones saying "here's some butt pills."

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm very familiar. That's why I know it won't keep the smell of alcohol off your breath. The alcohol goes to the blood, and a byproduct goes to the lungs which is exhaled. You can't defeat a breathalyzer by shoving booze up your ass.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Ooohhh I see what you mean, my mistake! I'm used to people saying buttchugging itself is a myth and doesn't work, so I misunderstood!