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Most popular pictures of the Olympics (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org 77 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, my first thought was it was missing the dude whose dick cost him a medal.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 20 points 2 months ago

Or the mooning surfer.

[–] SecretSauces@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait.... What?

[–] xaera@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 months ago (4 children)

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Lmao that’s incredible how did I miss this

[–] snake@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

There it is!

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Should have practiced kynodesme, like the ancient Olympic athletes.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

His big dong messed up his pole vault attempt and knocked the bar

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There was major meat malfunction is what he's saying

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

He should have kept his pole in a vault during competition.

[–] groet@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Isnt that several years old? Or did it happen again?

[–] CHOPSTEEQ@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It literally happens every Olympics and people lose their mind every time. Same with “funny shooting stance” memes.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'd think they would start wearing a cup or something.

[–] noli@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

That'd give them a larger bulge = less margin = more dickbars. Less painful though!

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

That was a Japanese dude last time. The tip of his teepee messed up his jump.

This time is was a French guy, I believe. You could see his giant equipment bouncing around as it slammed the bar.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apparently if you watch the replay it’s clear that he had already failed his attempt before his bulge hit.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He had. Hit his feet, knees dick and hips.

Pretty terrible vault really.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

feet, knees, dick and hips, dick and hips

feet, knees, dick and hips, dick and hips

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose.

feet, knees, dick and hips, dick and hips

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

Damn you beat me to it. That's all I know about this year's Olympics