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Seriously, buy a bidet.
I want a bidet so badly for my paperey, shitty American butthole you don't even know. I should start a gofundme
even the $20 ones online work for getting your ass wet. Heck, if you don't have enough fiber in your diet like me, the cheap ones that spray harder are better!
Only takes a couple weeks to get used to cold water, too. There is A LOT of heat in an asshole, so it's more refreshing than chilly after you're used to it.
Are you paying for it?
You get a bidet, you get a bidet, everyone gets a bidet! The same bidet for everyone!
I got two bidet attachments for my terlet for $40. Still working fine after 6 years.
Buys all of Lemmy