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[–] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm naming my kid machine code.

[–] ElCanut@jlai.lu 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'll never allow him to leave the sandbox?

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

He'll have to handle the hardware for his parents, they're treating him firmly