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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

well you can't have fun running around all summer squirting water at your friends from a dildo

at least, not without getting some truly vile looks from passersby

also it's just intrinsically fun to try to shoot each other with harmless little darts that let you know you've been hit but not do anything else

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

well you can't have fun running around all summer squirting water at your friends from a dildo

Speak for your fucking self

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

If some company made a plastic dick that squirts water, kids would be enthralled. They wouldn't even think it was anything sexual; as far as they're concerned they'd all just be shooting pee at each other.