Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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If Batman was real today, he'd go after the CEOs of companies, not gangsters. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by WarmSoda@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instead of being trained by Ras Al gul, he’d have been trained under both 4chan and qanon. Instead of working out his emotional demons by maiming henchmen, he’d be an incel shitposting. Instead of Alfred admonishing him to be careful, he admonish Bruce to go outside and socialize once in a while

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's just Frank Miller's Batman.