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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)

People meters away have faces

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was shocked to learn how far away people can read and recognize my face. Much was explained that day.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Wait. I can see where they're looking at from this far away. That means... Oh man."

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Like your first fart or boner after cochlear implants.

[–] akakunai@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

B-boner? Tf kinda noise is your boner making?

[–] Castigant@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

What, you can't hear it? I hate to say it, but you might want to get your ears checked. Everyone else can hear it, people around you have probably just been courteous enough not to mention it.

It sounds like this.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I was so blind I didn't know what my parents faces looked like. I got glasses around 12ish. My mother still enjoys the story that when I first got them put on I exclaimed "wow mom, you're so pretty!"