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[โ€“] lowleveldata@programming.dev 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

but what about the auto tests

[โ€“] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 40 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Management said that writing tests takes too much time and eats into the time that could be used to write features for the app, so they decided that we're not writing tests. They were always green anyhow

[โ€“] jet@hackertalks.com 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Developers are responsible for their own testing.

Test coverage and end to end tests will be assigned to someone no longer at the company, or on vacation.

[โ€“] graphito@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

oof, bro, gotta use "/s" so not to be downvoted into oblivion by accident lol

[โ€“] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 6 months ago

It's not satire if it's what most people do by default:)

[โ€“] themusicman@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"They were always green". I wish

[โ€“] match@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago

"also, there was only ever one and it just asserts true"

[โ€“] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

Programming is also for nerds.

Therefore, tests are for programmers.

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