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They hate us because they ain't us.
Imma corner you in the store and try to talk to you.
I'll just cry and make you uncomfortable until you go away
The tears will come when I talk uncomfortably loud while just a little too close to you.
Please, this is too much. I need to lay down for a while.
I stole your weighted blanket. And your squid so you can't tell the world how you feel about that.
That was just a decoy!! (It's a shark you were looking for)
I feel like I just witnessed an unnegotiated BDSM scene in these comments.
Pretty sneaky, sis.
It's the noise of a forklift backing up and air compressors for me. I never said a word about it but I noticed one of the factory workers always turns it off when he sees me. Really appreciate it and I give him homemade baked goods.
Think my wife turns on the vacuum cleaner when she is angry at me, but that is probably too cynical.
Edit: ivrofiht
I brought my game boy to school
Edit: no idea what happened there I’m old