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[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If we fire all developers and allow AIs to program themselves, the AIs are going to commit virtual seppuku after a few days.

[–] tastysnacks@programming.dev 8 points 6 months ago

Can we build an AI manager that just keeps asking for different shades of red?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

AIs are going to commit virtual seppuku after a few days.

Yes. And that's our best case scenario. Worst case is a wildly incompetent, but still effective form of SkyNet.