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[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also if something calls for garlic cloves you triple whatever number it says.

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Triple? In our galley, "1 clove" —> 1 bulb.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I tend to put garlic in even when there's none at all in the recipe. Making pancakes? Stuff those fuckers with a metric fuckton of the good stuff. I may be exaggerating slightly.