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submitted 7 months ago by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

In Catholicism beavers are fish.

[–] Melkath@kbin.social 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And in absurdism, beavers are bees.

[–] tarsn@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Both are busy, the logic checks out

[–] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I've encountered a few beavers that smell like fish.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Ma'am, I've told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago