Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 4 months ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't have thyme for this.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Celery responded "If you don't like it just leaf."

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 4 months ago

"It's all in your head!"