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Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I had one with analog pressure control. It was basically just a valve with a limiter you hooked up to toilet's water line. If your hand slipped, you got to do a little spring cleaning. It was not as refreshing as the task sounds.

[โ€“] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah, the poor mans enema. Sometimes if you have a poop that's not cooperating you can squirt some water up there and it comes out. Source: ๐Ÿ˜