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That's why I brush my teeth before having my bacon and eggs with coffee.
That's why I brush my teeth before drinking my orange juice.
Leave your degraded self-loathing to yourself and don't make us partake!
Psst, the real life hack is to drink tons of coke so that they all fall out and you can get a permanent artificial set installed as soon as possible
You joke but that kind of used to he a thing. People used to get their teeth pulled and get dentures just because it was assumed their teeth would rot out at some point anyways.