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submitted 4 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 55 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Damn, that's a lot fucking darker than I'd thought it'd get on reading the title of the fable.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 18 points 4 months ago

It was actually in my management textbook XD

[–] chr@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think it'd be rarer to find a fable that wasn't dark.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tortoise and the hare isn't particularly dark.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You obviously didn't read the version where the hare gets eaten.

[–] darelik@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tortoise kills hare in horrifying video. More at 6.

Edit: it was a seabird

[–] DABDA@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I heard of it from a Reddit comment about an easter egg location in Diablo 3 called "The Fowl Lair." It's filled with chickens and a single Greasy Pig.