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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 42 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What species of bear? Because that makes a lot of difference.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere between gummy and grizzly

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere between gummy and *polar

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I would not want to meet a polar bear in a forest

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Global warning: soon coming to your location.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I think I’d actually feel safe with a polar bear in the kind of forest I’m used to. It’ll heat stroke out in no time

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Oh I’m friends with several. I’d bring some picnic supplies

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Those sound pretty safe for a woman TBF

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also, is it smarter than the average bear?

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't trust a man with a pic-a-nic basket either