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[–] Alto@kbin.social 30 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I mean, do I know if the bear is hungry? What type of bear? I'd take a well fed black bear over a random person, they ain't gonna fuck with you. Pretty much any other scenario and I ain't messing with the bear.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Water bear. Ravenously hungry.

[–] Alto@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Awh. Cute lil guy

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

A spectacled bear that has eaten his fill of marmalade sandwiches.

[–] bonfire921@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Though honestly same could be said about the man in question, is he nice or hostile, can he control his urges or not, is he stable or a complete psycho. This question really goes both ways

[–] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 5 points 8 months ago

The same could be said by both the man and the bear about Kate. So this question goes three ways.

[–] Alto@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but a well fed black bear isn't going to try to make small talk

[–] bonfire921@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Neither will a socialy anxious person... Or a mute

[–] Foreigner@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Gummy bear. It's not hungry, but you are.