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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean are you cleaning all the shit that just flew up out of my toilet? If so then, thanks.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I meant to say, “you’re welcome to do that yourself.”

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh then you should be more cautious with what you run around on the internet telling people because that was not cool man now I've got a bunch of shit in my bathroom that I'm not going to clean up and neither are you so I'm in a pinch

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m not the one with the exploding toilet.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That didn't happen until people started telling me they could flush their toilets backwards

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Nobody said that you should do that

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But this is what disclaimers are for nobody specifically said I couldn't or shouldn't do that. Who would have thought that pushing down would have made the shit go down but pulling up made it come up?? People like me are the reason there's a tag on a hair blow dryer saying don't use this while you're in the bathtub.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

People like me are the reason there's a tag on a hair blow dryer saying don't use this while you're in the bathtub.

Don’t believe the tag. You should totally try that.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean the internet has never really steered me wrong except that one time when I flush my toilet backwards maybe you're right be right back.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I promise that you will find the results shocking, to say the least

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're right. Now my house has no electricity and my hair dryer appears to be broken. That tag was misleading, maybe you're alright after all. Still, hard to clean all this shit up with no lights.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

At least you can’t see it anymore

You’re welcome

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Flawless logic. You're truly one of the good ones.