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Well, the eclipse came and went, and the world didn't end. What did we do wrong? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by Meuzzin@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way...

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[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Because the world already ended in 2012.

We are living in hell.

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(... Those are brazilian song lyrics, translated. Don't take them TOO seriously)

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 3 points 5 months ago

Dont you mean when it became 2000 and Satan got unlocked

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Now I know exactly why 2013 was the worst year ever: it never should've happened.