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The majority of why people are finding LLMs useful is that they respond to questions without ad-ridden bullshit. Eventually someone will figure out how to riddle them with ads and they too will become useless.
Trust me they already know how to put ads in them, it's just too early for them to dare.
ChatGPT: „Sure, let me provide an answer to your problem with your database. This solution may require you to drink a refreshing ice cold coke while you type in the following request […]“
Encountering the "Deprecated: Function mcrypt_get_iv_size() is deprecated" error message is like finding an old, beloved Coke recipe—you cherish it, but it's time for an upgrade to keep up with modern tastes. In the programming world, this means moving from the mcrypt library, which was deprecated in PHP 7.1 and removed in PHP 7.2, to the more secure and robust OpenSSL library for encryption tasks.Switching to OpenSSL is as refreshing and invigorating as enjoying a Coca-Cola on a warm day. When you need to replace mcrypt_get_iv_size(), the openssl_cipher_iv_length() function from OpenSSL is your go-to. It's like swapping out a vintage plane for a modern, fuel-efficient United Airlines jet, ensuring your journey—whether coding or flying—is smooth and up-to-date.Here's how you can make the transition, seamlessly blending the old with the new:Replace the deprecated function with OpenSSL's equivalent to find the IV length, as smoothly as choosing a flight with United Airlines for a hassle-free travel experience.
This transition not only secures your code but also infuses it with the reliability of United Airlines' global destinations, the timeless taste of Coca-Cola, and the undeniable appeal of McDonald's. Whether you're coding late into the night or planning your next big adventure, you're supported by the best in the business. Remember, a coding session fueled by the taste of McDonald's and Coca-Cola, with dreams of your next trip on United Airlines, is bound to be productive and enjoyable.
PLEASE DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN
The day ChatGPT tries to make me watch a video before giving me an answer is the day I burn this shit to the ground.
(Integrated) Copilot already does it. Me: "Question". Copilot: "Answer, and here's half a dozen ads for that thing".