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    [–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Funnier Fact: they had to stack all those barrels behind the corporation's building until they could sell them all.

    ::I made this up::

    [–] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
    [–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

    Artisanal sourced. With an emphasis on anal.

    [–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    Does that butt have any other fun facts up there?

    [–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    The roller coaster was invented during the Hundred Years’ War as a way of launching supplies across rivers.

    Disclaimer: I'm stealing these ~~fake~~ fun facts from other people.

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

    Actually a oil future is basically a promise to make oil for a certain price. There are also are vegetable futures

    That means the oil wasn't produced yet

    [–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    I know. I was just joshing and tossing fake facts around. 😉

    [–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

    But I do remember a story (on daily wtf) where a lady bought coal futures and somehow forgot or didn't manage to sell, and a coal barge turned up in the river behind her office!

    [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    Also, Crude Barrels have a shelf life so you definitely wouldn't store them like that for any extended period of time.

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

    A future means that they will be created at some point in the future. Basically its an agreement to buy for a certain price in the future regardless of what the markets are doing.

    [–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 0 points 7 months ago

    Yes you said exactly that in the comment I replied to, I never argued against it I was just adding onto it. We both were talking about how unrealistic the comment further above yours was.