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"Coked-up Dracula playing poker" could actually work (feddit.de)
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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

they always need to come up with a bunch of handwaves to explain how coffins fly on airplanes piloted by a bunch of human familiars

That one is easy to explain. Either the vampire is wealthy and has a private aircraft, which is likely if they're hundreds of years old, or they can ship themselves as the remains of a loved one. I would imagine that any competent modern vampire would have a forger, and a hacker in their household.