You toss a better word salad, I'll give you that.

However, you probably should have read the conversation to understand the context behind my dismissive "mic drop".

OP said something kinda dumb.

I corrected them.

Instead of owning their mistake, or moving on, they try to explain away their dumb comment with a large block of tangentially related regional facts and observations, logical fallacies, and a bad metaphor/analogy about the meaning of a kiss.