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An ad that would work on me (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's a time-tested hack though. We do spray chloraseptic down our throats to make cocks easier to handle

[–] Freshfrozenplasma@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can also use benzocaine spray, works a hell of alot better than phenol. ...I heard from a friend.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Ahh thanks for the tip

(Sure unintentional pun intended)

But wait a minute, does benzocaine numb the penis too? We don't want to numb the penis.

Is benzocaine only available via prescription?

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

When you wanna give a 3 hour blowjob his delayed ejaculation is a positive side effect.

[–] Freshfrozenplasma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Numbs anything it comes into contact with I imagine, and no. Vicks even has a benzocaine throat soray, which saves my ass during the spring pollen-pocalypse

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am ashamed to admit I have never tried this, and just learned to throat the hard way. :/

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Oh for sure I agree I am the same. I think I only tried chloraseptic once or twice. More trouble than it's worth honestly. Nothing can come between my throat's lust for 🍆