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As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs (lemmy.world)
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[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 256 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Codebender

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 155 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But everything changed when the file nation attacked

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 96 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And although his coding skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he deploys anything to production.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thats rough, buddy.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

My first coding project got axed.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

What? Everyone else went on a code learning field trip with Zuko. Now it’s my turn.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago

Secret tunnel! Through the firewall!

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Codesmith

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 26 points 9 months ago

Filerunner

Bugbreaker

Diskbringer

Clouddancer

Docwatcher

Screenweaver

IfElsecaller

'netward

Codesmith

The orders of the Devs Radiant must stand again

[–] WolfLink@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago

Technomancer

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

this is basically the 2000s "Code Ninja Wizard Monkey Robot" all over again.

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