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Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by renzev@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[–] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 110 points 10 months ago (3 children)

PHP: Problem -> real_solution_for_real_this_time() (real_solution_i_swear() is unsafe and deprecated)

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eh, your statement is accurate for PHP4 and still relevant up to PHP5.2... We're on PHP8.3 now and PHP8.0 is now out of security updates. I know it's trend to hate on PHP but you've got to at least update your materials to var-vars... it's like knocking node for having substr() and substring().

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

trend to hate on PHP

2 years ago I tried to give a drupal project the ci/cd makeover (i.e. containers, test-deployments, reproducable builds, etc)... that's when my hate was freshly renewed.

At this point I think it's ok to let a dead language die and move on to something else (anything else, really)

[–] Marvas@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

PHP: Problem -> Laravel -> Solution

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Ahem: Problem -> Laminas -> Solution

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

mysql_real_escape_string