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It's not great (media.kbin.social)

submitted 11 months ago by mycodesucks@kbin.social to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Gecko@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

ngl, I'm annoyed whenever someone creates an application but doesn't want to publish their code cause it looks bad. Like no one cares that your code is bad and by publishing it, you can get others to help you improve it.

[–] fer0n@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

I think you convinced me to actually do it

[–] lol@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If it works, it works.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Steadily increasing unsigned integer on a long-running piece of infrastructure: bonjour

[–] socsa@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Laughs in

struct LooooongCounter {
    long highPart;
    long lowPart;
};

[–] TheyCallMeHacked@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

LooooongCounter operator++(const LooooongCounter&amp; c) {
    if(c.lowPart == ULONG_MAX) {
        c.highPart++;
        c.lowPart = 0;
    }
    else c.lowPart++;
}